sunsgodown:

true friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people

together

(Source: socriminals, via th0ttttttt)

buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

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(Source: pinkhairedgoddess, via th0ttttttt)

enigmanova:

fat-amy-for-president:

albamentum:

drunktrophywife:

being a girl is really fucking expensive

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?

Just curious. Why would you go on a date with said “fucker”?  That seems like a waste of your time

(via th0ttttttt)

sgtbuckyb:

clintonfbarton:

ohromanoff:

clint barton shows up to shield 15 minutes late with a starbucks

image

"what do you mean shields gone"

(Source: uhbishop, via th0ttttttt)

mitunathehelicaptor:

“you’re here to learn” I’m here because it’s the fucking law

(Source: kaitokirishima, via trust)

"

“The Road Not Taken

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.”

"
- Robert Frost (via kushandwizdom)

disloyals:

ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself

(via departured)

relahvant:

when someone eats the food you were saving in the fridge

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(via trust)